Let's Ramble
Let's Ramble
Episode 126 - Why Can't Adults Play With Toys?
The podcast, that's about nothing and everything. This is. Let's ramble.
Stumpy:Howdy everybody. This is Let's Ramble, I'm Stumpy.
Mikey:I'm Mikey.
Stumpy:Okay. That's Mikey and ah, Yep. That's. Oh my God, he's so weird. He's just what now? Come on.
Mikey:What's the matter?
Stumpy:You're making weird sounds with the mic,
Mikey:Am I blowing the levels?
Stumpy:Probably.
Mikey:No, I'm not.
Stumpy:Scratch it with your beard. We found this out. It sounds like. Um, ba.., bacon. Cooking
Mikey:Bit of ASMR for you. Hang on, I need to turn my mic off to put the muff back on. As you can hear. It's all poppy and
Stumpy:blah blah. Yep, we're going to record what? We're going to record a podcast. No, we're going to name this podcast ASMR with just, um, I just put it in the image tags. I put them off back on. So you can hear now that I'm actually talking normally. No, but we're going to call it a smr. So get all of them if you're a podcast or listen to these podcasts. Um, we talked about a few weeks ago. Did we talk about that? Uh, that one of our microphone broke? Um, so if you use a particular marker, can you just let us know, shoot us a tweet on twitter. It's, let's underscore Rambo. Thanks. Anyway, uh, what are you talking about? Okay, so today we're going to be talking about morning.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I hate your youtube videos when you do that. Okay. Um, I don't know what to do now. Okay. So here's the thing, right? That's just a different way of saying and this is what we're going to know anyway. So Mike, you know, I've been having a little bit of an argument like, as, as of right as of late, what is it? So we'd been arguing because, okay. So in Australia they currently doing these thing at Kohl's, it's this promotion thing where if you spend over a certain amount of money, they're giving you little figurines of a, like a product. So we're over there, we've got the products, we've got some eggs. So there were been. So for example, like a, uh, what's something that's common in all? So, so a carton of eggs for example, right? So it's a carton of 12 eggs, like a dozen eggs a and it's about three centimeters long and like about a centimeter high. It's a little version of a continent that tiny, absolutely tiny. And so we've been getting these every time we go shopping at the shopping and I didn't. Anyway. So we've got a fair few now 10:30. They actually amazing. Wait, there's 30, there's 30 in total and we've only got 10 and it runs out of the end of this month. Shit, when you start spending money. Um, so we've, we've got these, these items, they have to spend another$600 just to get 30. Fuck, that's a lot of money anyway. We probably could do it, but anyway. Anyway. Anyway, you boring stories. No, we've been having this argument because they're really cute and adorable and limited time only. Like they're not something that's going to happen again probably. And they've really adorable. They've put a of effort into the detail except for the bananas, that fucking Shit. But other than that, everything is really awesome and I want to keep them. I think we should. I think we should keep them because they're awesome and I think we should make like magnets out of them or something. Magnets world. Um, yeah, I'm pretty sure you said it wrong probably anyway. And he wants to give them to the kids. Like he's, he's niece and nephew who were actually collecting them as well. But that's disgusting. It's not disgusting. It's pretty. It's like a decent thing for you to do. I'm playing with them. So let me make my argument first because this, this is horrible behavior from you. So I think that we should keep them and make magnets out of them because I think they're rad as hell and we could be using them for years and years to come. We have some cool little. I'm like high strength of magnets that we use on other stuff. Like I've used them on some coins to make magnets and I think it'd be really cool to have now my, he's like we should give it to my niece and nephew and they can play with them and that's cool and all. But kids do. Everyone knows everyone can back me up. Kids are kids. They'll play with them while they were on sale and why they call and stuff and legitimately a month from now I'll probably, let's go two months. I don't know when the sale ends you said end of this month. So like two months from now, no one is going to give a shit about like the kids aren't going to care about them and it's like I do, why can't we just keep them? It's so not fair that like anything cool like that gets tested, go to kids, kids, shit that would forget about it after a month or lose them or break them or saying, now your argument, Mikey, I'm your bound to be a 21 year old man. Yup. Um, and you are stealing toys from children because they're not the kids toys yet more. I told them that they would have. Maybe you shouldn't have done that. That's up. That's your fault. You're the one who in the last podcast was telling us that you're a 38 year old man. He wears a suit to work and still plays games on your phone, like little games and stuff and pokemon. And we even put your pokemon friend code in the description, so it's like, okay, you want to talk about. It's also in the description this time around. We've going to do it from now on. Um, you're, you're telling me that I'm going to be 21. That means nothing buddy, because they're cool and I want them look. I agree. Give them to me for my 21st birthday. That's what I want. You've been asking me. That's what I want. I want them the whole set. I want them. That's it. This is my point, right? Is that their toys? They're for kids. Were little kids toys, collectibles as well. I get into collectibles, but my niece and nephew, like playing shops. So did I when I was a kid and I'm still a kid and they've got actual products that they can put on the shelf that they make believe shop shelf. But it was with swallowing hazard. So maybe they shouldn't get them. They're not that young. Well seven, that's young. That's like a million easier on the bloody wait. Bakes box. I'm hungry young. Well, I've been at white fees. Get off of this podcast, Peter Janos Sneddon. Okay. The fact I'm going to believe out the fact that we've talked about before. We've talked. No, we haven't. We have no. Yeah. We've even talked about the fact that my nickname in high school was Wedgie. No, we never actually released that until we know we did a whole podcast. We've never released it. Might someone goes back to all the episodes and tell us if either one of those was released because it is now. I'm told that I told the story about how I got the nickname didn't. Yeah, it did. I don't even know the story. Yes, you do. I'll probably do. We've talked about it in the podcast. Pretty sure you, you sort of hinted, but you never told because you didn't want to. I swear. I'm really, you know, but I don't think the kids should get them. I think it should be for me or like not even just for me. For us like I'm sorry, but kids get everything. That's cool. What if I started playing shops everyday? Have you have to buy the little shop from Kohl's? You have to buy the cardboard cutout. They don't. They're sold out. No, they're not. Not all of them. It said on the front of the desk. It said sold out one store so that. Oh, there's multiple. Sorry, I forgot. It's just really cool. And then I'm like, what if we just save a few of them and that's not even okay. Do you know, you know, we uh, when you're driving around and you see something cool on the side of the street during like hard rubbish. Do I do I how hard. Rubbish isn't. Australian isn't an Australian thing. I don't know what that is. Hard rubbish. I don't know what it is. Okay. So I'm not going to be, I'm not going to sound like a dickhead when I explain to them. Hard rubbish is when you want to get rid of stuff. Maybe it's furniture. Maybe it's like big items like chairs and a free curbside. Yeah. Curve rubbish. Rubbish is curb rubbish. I don't ever call any what's. What is it? Hard. Rubbish. Rubbish. Oh, I'll just call it like the scraps and scraps on the front of the house. This is a four for dumps. Let you just dump your furniture there. So now people take it away. Yeah. So a hard rubbish. Um, some mates of mine. Yep. Find some awesome stuff in how they make money off of hard rubbish. Like they've um, they've found chairs before and, and taking them home, made them pretty and then sold them for a profit. But yet once they found a tricycle which had a tiny little bit of rust on it and they firstly made sure that they are allowed to take it because that would have been awkward if it was actually like some uber eats guy and just like hard rubbish. Look at this amazing tries to go with a helmet and a hot bag on the back. Just they made sure that it was okay. And the people were just like, Yep, take it, do what you want. So, so they wrote at home and sold it for like 300 bucks just for you on the side of the road. Anyway, I wanted to ask the question, have you ever stopped for something in hard rubbish or anything like that? Now I know you have, in fact you didn't stop, but you were in the passenger seat. It wasn't hard rubbish. It was a tennis ball and you were like, why? And you'll like as a giant tennis ball. It was a normal sized one with you. With myself. It was drawing vagina. One tournament. I've stopped multiple times for tennis balls. You'll actually a dog, actually a puppy a. we're going to go and throw one of the tennis balls for you down the park in the middle. Can we get one of these cool throwing things out. But I'm, if you're a puppy you don't get to throw it with that. I'll catch it. Get in your mail. You have to catch in your mouth. I've got sensitive teeth now, but like I. Yes, that's the problem with that. I've stopped twice for tennis balls, but that's not hard rubbish. That's just garbage. Uh, we, when we moved out of our old place, when we, when we went overseas for awhile, we um, we had a whole heap of hard rubbish that we checked out the front, like we organized. We didn't just chuck it out from, we organized it with the council, uh, and we, we had to do go down in a couple of runs because you can't take it all at once. Right. So we would go downstairs, drop some stuff off, go back upstairs to pick more up, come back down and half of it was gone. But there was nobody around, there was nobody there when we took it down the first time. And then like less than five minutes later, we're back there and nobody's around and half of it's gone. And one of the things, one of the things was um, so Jason's brother is an artist and we had some of his art on our walls in our old house. And um, we asked him if he wanted them back like for the canvases or for the art or whatever. And he was like, no, just get rid of them. So we did. So we put them out. So someone picked up those art pieces. Uh, and so they, I mean, they could have sold them, who knows. So rather is actually like this famous artist, like limited pieces. Yeah, exactly, exactly like someone's loving them going, we need to find this artist because that's how our people talk. We need to find them. Who is it? Who is it? Who put these beauty upon this canvas? Or they just use them to recap vus the Muslims because they were good canvas frightens for state. I don't know, I just, because the reason I'm going in my head that they took the canvas out and then like put it over a seat because like the art, like they did a stole. Oh No, no, you couldn't have done that. Oh no, because it was like multi multimillionaire. No, are they? There was like paper and paint and like all kinds of stuff on Shay, Shay coolay. Uh, no. Anyway, you tell a story now. Um, so. Oh, what's one of the weird things that you think, what do you think about? Like as you move your other hand, you say you can do that. No. Yeah, you can move your other hand. No, I lie. Do you really know you've lied to me for two years about that? I think and I look at it and I'm like, how would you move another one? Like how do you decide which one you're moving? Like it's like, I know who that is. So stupid. Like I need to pick up my phone. Which hand would you like? It's actually not. Oh my God. You're actually right. Like if I look at my phone and say, so now I've got a microphone in my right hand, but if my phone is exactly no it slightly to the left because I favor my right. So it slightly to the left. Now I keep, I'm ambidextrous when it comes to my phone because I touch fine so I can hold it in it either and white usually with the right hand. Oh fuck, that's good. I don't get that luxury. Uh, how do I decide which. See I have to decide. I, I make a decision every time this happens I make a decision as to which hand I use to pick up my phone. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's full on. No, he genuinely, I sit there for so like once I sat there for like half an hour and I'm like, how would I use my mind to move another hand? Like for some reason, it just smarter than you are. Thank you so much for that. What the fuck does that mean? Because you're not using, you're not wasting any of that, like cognitive functioning, your mind wasted on this hand. It's just not because I took my stone, like wiggle it. Yeah, but that's not like you can't milk a cow. What? By wiggling your som. Okay. I don't know. Yeah, but that's something I think about. There you go. Boom. Mike. Drop so weird. Like I could literally just either hand. I could just pick up that I didn't get that option. It's always the same one. I don't even need. Wow. There you go. So you can't do that thing where you go, okay, I need to do something gross with one hand. Not Gross. No. You say uh, uh, when. Oh, so I have, I. This is weird. I suffer from Eczema and so I have to use cortisone cream and cortisone creams. Disgusting.[inaudible], it's like really greasy and so what I normally do is I use one hand to do the application onto my leg and then you have to wash it off because it's also, you know, know could fee scheme. So I do it with my left hand and then my right hand is the hand that I use to go into the bathroom. So I opened the door with my right hand pump for soap bottle and turn the tap on. You don't, you can't do it now. I'm just rubbing it in your face. I'm just going to rub my left hand. And your face. Good one. No, that's main bully bullying. Something else. This is something while we're talking about you and your craziness of something crazy, you're not crazy. Um, uh, one of the things that I've thought about the other day was, so you do have a prosthetic that you don't use. Right? And have you ever used it once at school? Right. And everyone just go, oh yeah. Horrible. When people tell you you're cool. Oh, drama. Everyone thinking that I'm cool because I have a prosthetic. The highland people thinking cool because these prostate, uh, so when did you get your prosthetic? What? I was about 15. So technically that prosthetic because they, how they make a prosthetic is based on a, um, a mold of your, your other hand. Right. And so literally that hand is your 15 year old hand. Yeah. That's weird. So like the rest of your body has like grown up except for yours. It has your except well grown out. Fuck you. I can't talk but I can. That's why I'm on this podcast. Talk for hours. But yeah, that's my 15 year old hand. So why they're just every. Everything's spinning me out right now. What I normally think about. I don't think about cool things like that. I just think about what are you going to have for Howard? Spend a million dollars, not a million, 10 million,$10,000,000. How would you spend it all? I don't know. There's all different ways. Like there's all different things that I consider, like I consider whether I'd buy a house, maybe I'd buy some cars, maybe I'll buy a house, a weave. I'm a huge garage. And have lots of cars, like what time? Like all kinds of, just so that I could choose. I ran the city. No, you just get another small car. I'd get a corolla or Corolla. No, because I want a hybrid. Like it's a genuine thing. Hybrid. Hybrid. So they use electricity and yeah, they're cool fuel. So like a fuel? No, but not electric. I don't want an electric car. I'll tell you why. Um, they range isn't good enough for me. Yeah, that's what it is. Like genuinely that's the problem with me. Yeah. But if it had solar panels, it'd be safe. Yeah. We'd look sick. That's not going to look good. Just a couple of panels up on like how ugly the windshield is. Actually just a solar panel. Is that the future though? That is the, that is probably the way of the future. Um, the range is light me up. Having, having a look at, um, uh, having a look at the range of electric light has a, it's not enough quite yet. Not just yet, like the, just out of the range that I need them for. So I don't like Tesla's because the inside looks horrible because it's all touch screen. So you, we've literally been on these podcasts and you've tried to convince me that that's cool. No, I find the episode bitch. Oh, that's the end of the podcast because now we're angry with each other. I'm going to throw my microphone at Peter's head in a minute. I'm quite looking forward to the wind, the podcast finishes, but I'm only going to do it when he's doing something with his right hand so that he can't stop it with his left eye. Can never stop it with my left. You fuckwit that's right. You said you only know because otherwise you could stop it with your right hand, but you're going to new, right? So now you can't stop it with your left. Oh, I don't know. Anyway, go follow us on social media. 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